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Dream Quotes by Jack Handey
- It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver.
- I had dreams once. Once I wanted to build the world's longest suspension bridge. But then I found out someone else had already done it.
- Sometimes life seems like a dream, especially when I look down and see that I forgot to put on my pants.
- Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers…
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