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- I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'
- I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out.
- I think God's going to come down and pull civilization over for speeding.
- I went down the street to the 24-hour grocery. When I got there, the guy was locking the front door. I said, 'Hey, the sign…
- I don't go off and sit down and try to write material, because then it's contrived and forced. I just live my life, and I…
- If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat…
- I was walking down the street wearing glasses when the prescription ran out.
- Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang Happy Birthday.
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