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Dollars Quotes by Jack Handey
- Here's a good tip for when you go to the beach: A sand dollar may look like a nice cracker that someone left, but trust…
- I wish I had a dollar for every time I spent a dollar, because then, yahoo!, I'd have all my money back.
- I can't stand cheap people. It makes me real mad when someone says something like "Hey, when are you going to pay me that hundred…
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- After the $700 billion bailout, the trillion-dollar stimulus, and the massive budget bill with over 9,000 earmarks, many of you implored Washington… — Michele Bachmann
- I have a fantastic studio in my home, and it's my biggest toy. I have about a half a million dollars worth… — Antonio Banderas
- I've made millions of dollars with the body I have, so where's the pain in that? — Tyra Banks
- America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin For one dollar and use it up in two… — John Barrymore
- In opera tradition, when opera die-hard fans, there is a replacement of singer or singer wasn't at his or hers vocal best,… — Mikhail Baryshnikov
- You don't argue with a four-year old about why he shouldn't eat candy for dinner. You don't punch a mentally handicapped guy… — Scott Adams
- Common sense tells us that we should focus our resources to benefit children, teachers and taxpayers by keeping dollars in the classroom. — Bob Beauprez
- After several trillion dollars of stimulation by the Obama Administration and the Fed, one might think the economy would be chugging along… — Bob Beauprez
- During the campaign for re-election, Barack Obama at least made vague references to a willingness to accept $3 trillion of reduced spending… — Bob Beauprez
- I was in Washington, D.C., on the morning show, by the time I was 18, programming a station by 19, No. 1… — Glenn Beck
- Last year people won more than one billion dollars playing poker. And casinos made twenty-seven billion just by being around those people. — Samantha Bee
- The company accountant is shy and retiring. He's shy a quarter of a million dollars. That's why he's retiring. — Milton Berle