« All Doe Quotes · George Carlin's Page
Doe Quotes by George Carlin
- What does it mean to pre-board? Do you get on before you get on?
- No one knows what's next, but everybody does it.
- If the reason for climbing Mt. Everest is that it's hard to do, why does everyone go up the easy side?
- Like on the airlines, they say they want to 'pre-board'. Well, what the hell is 'pre board'? What does that mean? To get on before…
- Things I wonder about the FBI's list of the "Ten Most Wanted" criminals: When they catch a guy and he comes off the list, does…
- If everything that ever lived is dead, and everything alive is gonna die...where does the sacred part come in?
- When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
- If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea…does that mean that 1 enjoys it?
- A flag is supposed to represent everything that a country does. It doesn't only represent the good things. If you burn the flag, you're burning…
- The caterpillar does all the work, but the butterfly gets all the publicity.
More Doe Quotes
- Man cannot be free if he does not know that he is subject to necessity, because his freedom is always won in… — Hannah Arendt
- Jealousy is both reasonable and belongs to reasonable men, while envy is base and belongs to the base, for the one makes… — Aristotle
- Dignity does not consist in possessing honors, but in deserving them. — Aristotle
- For one swallow does not make a summer, nor does one day; and so too one day, or a short time, does… — Aristotle
- Nature does nothing in vain. — Aristotle
- The wise man does not expose himself needlessly to danger, since there are few things for which he cares sufficiently; but he… — Aristotle
- To run away from trouble is a form of cowardice and, while it is true that the suicide braves death, he does… — Aristotle
- True information does good. — Julian Assange
- I will undoubtedly have to seek what is happily known as gainful employment, which I am glad to say does not describe… — Dean Acheson
- Worry does not mean fear, but readiness for the confrontation. — Bashar al-Assad
- No one is to be called an enemy, all are your benefactors, and no one does you harm. You have no enemy… — Francis of Assisi
- Grant me the treasure of sublime poverty: permit the distinctive sign of our order to be that it does not possess anything… — Francis of Assisi