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Jack Handey has 402 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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If any man says he hates war more than I do, he better have a knife, that's all I have to say.
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I hope that after I die, people will say of me: 'That guy sure owed me a lot of money.'
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People think it would be fun to be a bird because you could fly. But they forget the negative side, which is…
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The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.
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I guess of all my uncles, I liked Uncle Caveman the best. We called him Uncle Caveman because he lived in a…
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If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater, because then people would sing about me and I…
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Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he's carrying a…
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What is it about a beautiful sunny afternoon, with the birds singing and the wind rustling through the leaves, that makes you…
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Not screaming in terror like his passengers.
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Somebody told me it was frightening how much topsoil we are losing each year, but I told that story around the campfire…
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MEMORIES OF MY FAMILY MEETINGS still are a source of strength to me. I remember we'd all get into the car -…
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I BET WHEN NEANDERTHAL KIDS would make a snowman, someone would always end up saying, "Don't forget the thick heavy brows." Then…
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Someday, after mastering the winds, the waves, the tides and gravity, we shall harness for God the energies of love, and then,…
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But as a philosopher said, one day after mastering the winds, the waves, the tides and gravity, after all the scientific and…
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I bet what happend was, they discovered fire and invented the wheel on the same day. Then, that night, they burned the…
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In the legends that males have invented to explain life, the first human creature is a man named Adam. Eve arrives later,…
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Man may have discovered fire, but women discovered how to play with it.
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The animal merely makes a bed, which he warms with his body in a sheltered place; but man, having discovered fire, boxes…
— Henry David Thoreau
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Someday, after mastering winds, waves, tides and gravity, we shall harness the energy of love; and for the second time in the…
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Someday, after we have mastered the winds, the waves, the tides and gravity, we shall harness for God the energies of love.…
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The day will come when, after harnessing space, the winds, the tides and gravitation, we shall harness for God the energies of…
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