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Jack Handey has 402 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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If any man says he hates war more than I do, he better have a knife, that's all I have to say.
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I hope that after I die, people will say of me: 'That guy sure owed me a lot of money.'
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People think it would be fun to be a bird because you could fly. But they forget the negative side, which is…
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The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.
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I guess of all my uncles, I liked Uncle Caveman the best. We called him Uncle Caveman because he lived in a…
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If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater, because then people would sing about me and I…
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Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he's carrying a…
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What is it about a beautiful sunny afternoon, with the birds singing and the wind rustling through the leaves, that makes you…
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Not screaming in terror like his passengers.
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Somebody told me it was frightening how much topsoil we are losing each year, but I told that story around the campfire…
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MEMORIES OF MY FAMILY MEETINGS still are a source of strength to me. I remember we'd all get into the car -…
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I BET WHEN NEANDERTHAL KIDS would make a snowman, someone would always end up saying, "Don't forget the thick heavy brows." Then…
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The first day one is a guest, the second a burden, and the third a pest.
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One day, one of my dreams is to someday get to do Nemo in '20,000 Leagues Under the Sea.'
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...for those whose favorite season is autumn with its days of cloudless sky, of spacious and clear, far-flung panoramas - those who…
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Take a risk a day - one small or bold stroke that will make you feel great once you have done it.
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Keep your head up because one day one person will fight like hell for you, the same as you would for them,…
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If you've got an idea, start today. There's no better time than now to get going. That doesn't mean quit your job…
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Just remember... it doesn't matter how long you have known each other.. all that matters is that he has kept you smiling…
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We send these birthday wishes for your special day, one that brings a world of love and joy and happiness your way.
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I've known since day one of working on 'Spring Awakening' - back in 1999 - that it was special.
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I wanted to go to Jupiter. That was my plan from day one, and David Lynch gave me the ticket.
— Laura Dern
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There are three things, to my account, that I need each day. One of them is something to look up to, another…
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I grew up in a household without a lot of problems and they have been very supportive from day one
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