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Day Quotes by Steven Wright
- Babies don't need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach... it pisses me off! I'll go over to a little baby and…
- I kept a diary right after I was born. Day 1: Tired from the move. Day 2: Everyone thinks I'm an idiot.
- One day a guy tried to rob me on the street, and I had no money. So I charged him.
- When I was 16... I worked in a pet store. And they fired me because... they had three snakes in there, and one day I…
- When I was a kid, I never did funny things to get attention. I was never a funny person. I was never, like, 'Oh, wow.…
- The other day I went to a tourist information booth and asked, 'Tell me about some of the people who were here last year.
- I was in the supermarket the other day, and I met a lady in the aisle where they keep the generic brands. Her name was…
- Two babies were born on the same day at the same hospital. They lay there and looked at each other. Their families came and took…
- The other day I... uh, no, that wasn't me.
More Day Quotes
- Every day is a new opportunity for failure. — Nikhil Saluja
- Economic growth may one day turn out to be a curse rather than a good, and under no conditions can it either… — Hannah Arendt
- We construct a narrative for ourselves, and that's the thread that we follow from one day to the next. People who disintegrate… — Paul Auster
- For one swallow does not make a summer, nor does one day; and so too one day, or a short time, does… — Aristotle
- When it comes to the point where you occasionally look forward to being in prison on the basis that you might be… — Julian Assange
- Lifehack: End your day whenever you accidentally close your Gmail tab. — Nikhil Saluja
- I'd take precision any day over power; as far as being tactical you know you have to see what's going on in… — Alexis Arguello
- I'm just a part of the scenery, like an old shoe or a rug that you walk on every day but don't… — Superman