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Day Quotes by Demetri Martin
- I ordered a wake-up call the other day. The phone rang and a woman's voice said, 'What the hell are you doing with your life?'
- I think a lot of stuff I find funny is from day dreaming.
- I have a jar at home, and I put pennies in it whenever I curse. The other day I spilled the jar. I owe it…
- I think that when you get dressed in the morning, sometimes you're really making a decision about your behavior for the day. Like if you…
- And my only rule being if when I wake in the morning I'm looking forward to the things that I have to do that day,…
- I was making pancakes the other day and a fly flew into the kitchen. And that's when I realized that a spatula is a lot…
- It feels like every day or two, people on Twitter and the Internet are outraged about something.
More Day Quotes
- The most radical revolutionary will become a conservative the day after the revolution. — Hannah Arendt
- Economic growth may one day turn out to be a curse rather than a good, and under no conditions can it either… — Hannah Arendt
- The defiance of established authority, religious and secular, social and political, as a world-wide phenomenon may well one day be accounted the… — Hannah Arendt
- I'd take precision any day over power; as far as being tactical you know you have to see what's going on in… — Alexis Arguello
- For one swallow does not make a summer, nor does one day; and so too one day, or a short time, does… — Aristotle
- For as the eyes of bats are to the blaze of day, so is the reason in our soul to the things… — Aristotle
- When it comes to the point where you occasionally look forward to being in prison on the basis that you might be… — Julian Assange
- We construct a narrative for ourselves, and that's the thread that we follow from one day to the next. People who disintegrate… — Paul Auster
- I write the paragraph, then I'm crossing out, changing words, trying to improve it. When it seems more or less OK, then… — Paul Auster
- People are so damned afraid that one day they might wake up and discover that they've grown old. — Billie Joe Armstrong
- Music - that's been my education. There's not a day that goes by that I take it for granted. — Billie Joe Armstrong
- Compassion is a practically acquired knowledge, like dancing. You must do it and practice diligently day by day. — Karen Armstrong