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Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
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Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.
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Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
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Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.
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The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management skills of…
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'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.
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The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant…
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We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but we cannot figure out how it…
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The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.
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The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
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Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers when there…
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Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.
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Buying the right computer and getting it to work properly is no more complicated than building a nuclear reactor from wristwatch parts…
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What changed these very ordinary men (who were such cowards that they did not dare stand too near the cross in case…
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Your brain, like your tongue, is a muscle. Practicing thinking by yourself really helps develop your brain, which you need throughout your…
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The photographic enthusiast likes to lure us into a darkened room in order to display his slides on a silver screen. Aided…
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Short naps are good. Given modern workplace demands, this is not possible for many people - but if you have the option,…
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I wrote to find beauty and purpose, to know that love is possible and lasting and real, to see day lilies and…
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As she stood in the darkened room and watched my sister and father, I knew one of things that heaven meant. I…
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Love is universal migraine, A bright stain on the vision Blotting out reason. Symptoms of true love Are leanness, jealousy, Laggard dawns;…
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It doesn't matter how long we may have been stuck in a sense of our limitations. If we go into a darkened…
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