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Dave Barry has 529 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
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Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.
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Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
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Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.
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The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management skills of…
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'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.
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The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant…
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We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but we cannot figure out how it…
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The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.
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The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
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Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers when there…
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Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.
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Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.
— Dave Barry
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In order to dance well, nothing is so important as the turning outwards of the thigh; and nothing is so natural to…
— Jean-Georges Noverre
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So the well educated man can learn to sing and dance well.
— Plato
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A good education consists in knowing how to sing and dance well.
— Plato
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Nobody cares if you can't dance well.
— Martha Graham
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Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance. Great dancers are great because of their passion.
— Martha Graham
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Dance with her, and she will forgive much. Dance well, and she will forgive anything.
— Robert Jordan
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Dancing is, in itself, a very trifling and silly thing: but it is one of those established follies to which people of…
— Lord Chesterfield
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People who dance well, dress well, are well groomed and know how to behave seem to know others who dance, dress and…
— Don Cornelius
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Either dance well or quit the ballroom.
— Greek Proverb
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Tonight, I want you to forget all of your insecurities. I want you to reject anyone or anything that's ever made you…
— Lady Gaga
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Do you like to dance? Well then, could you go dance so I can talk to your friend?
— Karan
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