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Jack Handey has 402 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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If any man says he hates war more than I do, he better have a knife, that's all I have to say.
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I hope that after I die, people will say of me: 'That guy sure owed me a lot of money.'
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People think it would be fun to be a bird because you could fly. But they forget the negative side, which is…
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The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.
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I guess of all my uncles, I liked Uncle Caveman the best. We called him Uncle Caveman because he lived in a…
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If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater, because then people would sing about me and I…
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Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he's carrying a…
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What is it about a beautiful sunny afternoon, with the birds singing and the wind rustling through the leaves, that makes you…
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Not screaming in terror like his passengers.
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Somebody told me it was frightening how much topsoil we are losing each year, but I told that story around the campfire…
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MEMORIES OF MY FAMILY MEETINGS still are a source of strength to me. I remember we'd all get into the car -…
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I BET WHEN NEANDERTHAL KIDS would make a snowman, someone would always end up saying, "Don't forget the thick heavy brows." Then…
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If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is 'God is crying'. And if…
— Jack Handey
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Little cute thing said, what's yo' name? I put my necklace in her face and told her read the chain.
— Ludacris
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I won't eat veal, and my mum won't eat lamb, because she thinks it's a bit harsh to eat cute things.
— Nicholas Hoult
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Amy Poehler did a really cute thing, [] [her son] said his prayers before he went to sleep that she was going…
— Michael Schur
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It's just really important I think for fashion to be affordable, because everyone should have the opportunity to wear cute things and…
— Lea Michele
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You're the one that I stay up all night thinking about, coming up with cute things that I wish could happen.
— Camilia
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I like taking pics with cute things and just being myself.
— Unknown Author
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I need a man who can call me beautiful with no makeup on, who can be himself around me, who can kiss…
— IDK
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Cute things for swag
— Swag Jagar
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I cant instagram pics of me wearing jewelry or cute things because my mom always shows up in the same exact thing…
— Kim Kardashian
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Telling me you love me, telling me all those cute things that made me fall... its all good.. But believing you was…
— Janneth
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You made me cry, you tore me apart, you left me in tears, you shattered my heart. It was your fault I…
— DopeyDasha
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