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Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
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Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.
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Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
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Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.
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The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management skills of…
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'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.
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The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant…
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We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but we cannot figure out how it…
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The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.
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The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
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Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers when there…
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Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.
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Drilling in the Refuge is completely unnecessary when we could improve the average fuel economy of cars, minivans and SUV's by just…
— Ed Markey
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A fancy watch, it's completely unnecessary. I just need a watch to tell the right time.
— Judd Nelson
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I had been conscious of depression and so I voiced to (Sec. Of War Stimson) my grave misgivings, first on the basis…
— Dwight D. Eisenhower
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A perfectionist is someone who finishes the backside of a drawer, which I consider completely unnecessary.
— Unknown Author
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All of our technology is completely unnecessary to a happy life.
— Tom Hodgkinson
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You of all beings know how fate works. What happened to you as a human happened because everyone from your parents on…
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
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God is frightful, God is great--you pick. I choose this: God is in the details, the completely unnecessary miracles sometimes tossed up…
— Barbara Kingsolver
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Real wisdom is not the knowledge of everything, but the knowledge of which things in life are necessary, which are less necessary,…
— Leo Tolstoy
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I bought a pair of Carpe Diem boots, which were completely unnecessary and hideously expensive, but they make me feel quite fine…
— Sean Pertwee
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A computer makes it possible to do, in half an hour, tasks which were completely unnecessary to do before
— Dave Barry
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Fear is a feeling which is completely unnecessary in the life of a believer.
— Senoraroy
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