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- The wise man can pick up a grain of sand and envision a whole universe. But the stupid man will just lay down on some…
- Sometimes I think the world has gone completely mad. And then I think, "Aw, who cares?" And then I think, "Hey, what's for supper?"
- One day my friend called and said, "I FOUND JESUS!" and my response was "Great we are going to be rich." But it turned out…
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- When things are really dismal, you can laugh, or you can cave in completely. — Margaret Atwood
- Holes in the memory. You grab on to some things, others have completely disappeared. — Paul Auster
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