Comedy Quotes

2637 Comedy quotes by 1344 unique authors

There's a sort of magic and music to comedy. Some words, some numbers even, are funnier than others. A Caramac bar, for instance, is funnier… — David Walliams
I honestly would tell anyone young to start looking at stories and learning story, because I think that’s the next step after people go, ‘OK,… — Bob Odenkirk
Well I sure had been looking for a comedy for years without any success. — Val Kilmer
Comedy, your funny bone, is formed in childhood. — Paul O'Grady
Comedy always pushes some buttons, because it wouldn't be comedy if it didn't. — Beth Behrs
I do films that I like. I have done comedy, romance, everything, and I always like to do it differently from the previous ones. — Abhishek Bachchan
Stand-up comedy is the most relaxing thing I do. If I want to unwind and de-stress, I go out and do stand-up, often several shows… — Judah Friedlander
Stand-up comedy and poverty. Those were my two main endeavors. — Dave Foley
So the only things I was being allowed to audition for were small roles in comedies. It broke my heart. No one would see me… — Khandi Alexander
I have never understood people dividing things into dramas and comedies, — Mike Nichols
For almost 40 years, he was the brightest star in the comedy galaxy… The beautiful light will continue to shine on us forever and the… — Billy Crystal
I have to be careful not to do so many comedy airhead roles from now on. I've turned down a couple already. — Tamsin Egerton
I think the hardest thing to do in the world, show-business-wise, is write comedy. — Carol Burnett
If you want to be an actor, you need to learn how to act first, even in sketch comedy. — Nicole Sullivan
I'm drawn to a good story, really, as I hope most people are. For me, it's the story that's going to stay with you eventually,… — Ryan Kwanten
I'm interested not just in projects that I'll be starring in, but producing film and TV that's really quality and great for adults and when… — Lance Reddick
To label any subject unsuitable for comedy is to admit defeat. — Peter Sellers
I'm not good at telling a joke, but I can say a line in a certain way that makes people uncomfortable because they don't know… — Walton Goggins
Comedy clubs have brick walls behind the performer. Bricks make you funny. When I'm in front of a fireplace, I'm hilarious. — Mitch Hedberg
I like to take chances, and that's the key to comedy -- dancing like an idiot but doing it with wild abandon. — Megan Mullally
Sure, I do wish I sometimes got to play more heroes, but hey, I can't beat the fact that I am working constantly. Anyway, look… — Brian Thompson
I used to do a lot of comedy. I don't know what happened. I think it's my face. — Eddie Marsan
For my money, I don't think there's been a better comedy than 'Kung Fu Hustle' in a lot of years. That movie just knocked me… — Adam McKay
Anyone in the comedy world knows that Horatio Sanz and Chris Parnell are two of the funniest guys around. — Adam McKay
I think people are always looking for a good comedy. — Catherine Keener

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