"There's a sort of magic and music to……" — David Walliams
"There's a sort of magic and music to comedy. Some words, some numbers even, are funnier than others. A Caramac bar, for instance, is funnier than a Milky Way."
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58 Quotes by David Walliams
David Walliams has 58 quotes on this site.
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All you can do in this life is follow your dreams. Otherwise you're just wasting your time.
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I think all those rules are boring. About what people can and can't wear. Surely everyone should be able to…
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Definitely I love women, I love being around women, I find them incredible and intoxicating, and I've never had that…
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I have a pathological fear of being on my own. When I'm with my own thoughts, I start to unravel…
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TV has lost a lot of its self-confidence as its power has been eroded by the internet.
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It can be difficult to be subtle and not cartoony in prosthetics. But when you see characters like Bubbles and…
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I still enjoy my life, and I feel like I've achieved enough things that if I never did anything again,…
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When I want comfort food, I buy Maltesers. I like all chocolates, but especially those. You can eat them, and…
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Ricky Gervais would have you believe otherwise, but Sacha Baron Cohen is the most successful British comedian in the world.
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We sort of expect to see men in women's clothes. It's part of our culture. The key thing is, it…
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I'm not a political thinker, but I've just always thought of myself as a Labour supporter. I was a great…
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Sometimes you meet people who can't swim. And I always think: 'Oh my God, that's extraordinary.' For me, it's always…
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More Bar Quotes
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Hemingway is terribly limited. His technique is good for short stories, for people who meet once in a bar very…
— Wystan Hugh Auden
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When a little more than a teenager, I was a piano-bar pianist in the land where I was born and…
— Andrea Bocelli
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The American legal industry is a medieval guild in which the prosecutors, bar, and bench join hands to ensure that…
— Conrad Black
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I started out mopping floors, waiting tables, and tending bar at my dad's tavern. I put myself through school working…
— John Boehner
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My dad and my uncles owned a bar outside of Cincinnati. I worked there growing up, mopping floors, waiting tables.
— John Boehner
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The need to be right all the time is the biggest bar to new ideas.
— Edward de Bono
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The girl I find who wants to talk about quantum theory in a bar is the one I want to…
— Brandon Boyd
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When I go to a bar, I don't go looking for a girl who knows the capital of Maine.
— David Brenner
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I'm the type of person who doesn't want to sit alone in a restaurant or bar.
— Malin Akerman
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I can only say the first thing that pops into my mind is I remember, years ago, seeing kind of…
— Jimmy Buffett
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We have wasted History like a bunch of drunks shooting dice back in the men's crapper of the local bar.
— Charles Bukowski
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Now one thing I think is really lame, is if you're an artist and you go to a karaoke bar…
— Jason Aldean
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