David Walliams Quotes

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• All you can do in this life is follow your dreams. Otherwise you're just wasting your time.
• I think all those rules are boring. About what people can and can't wear. Surely everyone should be able to wear whatever they like?
• Definitely I love women, I love being around women, I find them incredible and intoxicating, and I've never had that feeling I get with women…
• I have a pathological fear of being on my own. When I'm with my own thoughts, I start to unravel myself, and I start to…
• TV has lost a lot of its self-confidence as its power has been eroded by the internet.
• It can be difficult to be subtle and not cartoony in prosthetics. But when you see characters like Bubbles and Desiree from 'Little Britain' on…
• I still enjoy my life, and I feel like I've achieved enough things that if I never did anything again, I'd feel confident that I'd…
• When I want comfort food, I buy Maltesers. I like all chocolates, but especially those. You can eat them, and because they're so light, you…
• Ricky Gervais would have you believe otherwise, but Sacha Baron Cohen is the most successful British comedian in the world.
• We sort of expect to see men in women's clothes. It's part of our culture. The key thing is, it has to be done quite…
• I'm not a political thinker, but I've just always thought of myself as a Labour supporter. I was a great fan of Tony Blair. He…
• Sometimes you meet people who can't swim. And I always think: 'Oh my God, that's extraordinary.' For me, it's always been a treat I just…
• I've done panel shows, which I enjoy, and on those you're recording half-an-hour of TV and sometimes they film for two hours. But with 'Britain's…
• It's easier not to make a particular joke in case it offends. But every joke will offend someone, and I've always believed that the audience…
• I was quite fat as a kid. And swimming is a sport you can enjoy whatever size you are. If you're fat, running is a…
• Social satire has been around since people have been around.
• There's a sort of magic and music to comedy. Some words, some numbers even, are funnier than others. A Caramac bar, for instance, is funnier…
• People think writing a children's book is something you could do in an afternoon but it's actually really hard.
• My favourite restaurant of all time is Mildreds on London's Lexington Street. It's a little vegetarian restaurant and is really fun and healthy, too. It…
• We sit in a room for months trying to think of funny things.

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