All David Walliams Quotes
- I can't see why anyone would want to be in politics because you get so much criticism. Anyone
- I don't get recognized much, and am very happy with that. The fans I have met have all been delightful. All
- I don't have a lot to share with other men. My heart sinks when I get into a taxi and someone starts talking to me… Football
- I have always liked shows that have laughter in them. Always Liked
- I haven't put much effort into my personal life and blithely believe it will turn out all right in the end. All
- I haven't traditionally been a family entertainer. Been
- I thrive off the company of others, I love being sociable. Company
- I was depressed as a child. I found it hard to make friends. My favourite thing was locking myself in the bathroom and practising comedy… Bathroom
- I would recommend that anyone who wants to do comedy on TV to do radio first. Anyone
- I've just swum the length of the Thames. I feel quite tired. Feel
- There's something about being a comedian that means you have to not be scared of failing because failing is part of the process. Comedian
- I know somebody from university who's called Phil Collins and I think there's something terribly unfortunate about sharing a name With somebody who either is… Becomes
- No more watching that show Small England or whatever it's called where those two idiots dress up as 'laydees'. It's a bad influence. Bad
- A bully can only make you feel bad about yourself if you let them. Bad
- It's strange how sometimes you can be so happy it goes all the way round to sadness. All
- In Britain, a cup of tea is the answer to every problem. Fallen off your bicycle? Nice cup of tea. Your house has been destroyed… Answer
- It was impossible to sleep. Anxiety stopped me from falling asleep; depression woke me up. Anxiety
- I love wearing drag. Drag