All David Walliams Quotes
- All you can do in this life is follow your dreams. Otherwise you're just wasting your time. All
- I think all those rules are boring. About what people can and can't wear. Surely everyone should be able to wear whatever they like? Able
- Definitely I love women, I love being around women, I find them incredible and intoxicating, and I've never had that feeling I get with women… Around Women
- I have a pathological fear of being on my own. When I'm with my own thoughts, I start to unravel myself, and I start to… Dark
- TV has lost a lot of its self-confidence as its power has been eroded by the internet. Been
- It can be difficult to be subtle and not cartoony in prosthetics. But when you see characters like Bubbles and Desiree from 'Little Britain' on… All
- I still enjoy my life, and I feel like I've achieved enough things that if I never did anything again, I'd feel confident that I'd… Achieved
- When I want comfort food, I buy Maltesers. I like all chocolates, but especially those. You can eat them, and because they're so light, you… All
- Ricky Gervais would have you believe otherwise, but Sacha Baron Cohen is the most successful British comedian in the world. Baron
- We sort of expect to see men in women's clothes. It's part of our culture. The key thing is, it has to be done quite… Badly
- I'm not a political thinker, but I've just always thought of myself as a Labour supporter. I was a great fan of Tony Blair. He… Always Thought
- Sometimes you meet people who can't swim. And I always think: 'Oh my God, that's extraordinary.' For me, it's always been a treat I just… Always Think
- I've done panel shows, which I enjoy, and on those you're recording half-an-hour of TV and sometimes they film for two hours. But with 'Britain's… Audience
- It's easier not to make a particular joke in case it offends. But every joke will offend someone, and I've always believed that the audience… Always Believe
- I was quite fat as a kid. And swimming is a sport you can enjoy whatever size you are. If you're fat, running is a… Built
- Social satire has been around since people have been around. Around Since
- There's a sort of magic and music to comedy. Some words, some numbers even, are funnier than others. A Caramac bar, for instance, is funnier… Bar
- People think writing a children's book is something you could do in an afternoon but it's actually really hard. Actually Really
- My favourite restaurant of all time is Mildreds on London's Lexington Street. It's a little vegetarian restaurant and is really fun and healthy, too. It… Ago
- We sit in a room for months trying to think of funny things. Funny
- I don't have a fear factor. Well, not much of one. And I'm willing to risk quite a lot - as a comedian, you're always… Air
- I know some of my parents' friends think 'Little Britain' is in incredibly poor taste. But swimming the Channel? You can't really say anything negative… Amazing
- I used to have a silk dressing gown an uncle bought in Japan and when I came downstairs in it, my dad used to call… Bought
- I've noticed that once you leave London you do kind of become a bit more famous. People in London are a bit too cool for… Bit
- The most used piece of kit in my kitchen is my saucepan. I use it every morning to cook my porridge in. The least used… Cook