All David Walliams Quotes
- It was very exciting to see Alan Sugar, so I think I've peaked with excitement for the evening, because I'm a massive Apprentice fan. Alan
- I had a very happy childhood, but I wasn't that happy a child. I liked being alone and creating characters and voices. I think that's… Alone
- I just want to be happy, have kids, enjoy my life, help others and create some good work. Create
- I'm terribly attention-seeking. It's very different once you get all this attention, though. Because then you want to control it. And you can't exactly. All
- I was the kind of person who got bullied and loved the attention of it. Attention
- It's important when you're married not to forget those things you used to do when you were trying to get her to marry you. You… Buy
- I don't know what I'll be like when I'm 60. I already have the traits of a retired gentleman. Gentleman
- I don't think comedy is necessarily an attack. It's finding humour in life. I don't think if you're making a joke about something you're automatically… Attack
- When you are doing endurance swimming you just need to take in as many carbs as possible to put on as much weight as you… Carbs
- Reality always outstrips fiction. Whatever you make up, something more incredible always pops up in real life. Always Pops
- When I was a child I devoured every book I could get my hands on. I loved losing myself in colourful and dramatic stories -… Absolute
- Children's books are often seen as the poor relation of literature. But children are just as demanding as adult readers, if not more so. I… Adult
- I love telling stories. I love the intimacy between the writer and reader. When you write sketches it's over in two minutes. When you write… Bit
- All human life can be found in an airport. Airport
- I am a huge fan of 'Doctor Who.' Doctor
- I can't see why anyone would want to be in politics because you get so much criticism. Anyone
- I don't get recognized much, and am very happy with that. The fans I have met have all been delightful. All
- I don't have a lot to share with other men. My heart sinks when I get into a taxi and someone starts talking to me… Football
- I have always liked shows that have laughter in them. Always Liked
- I haven't put much effort into my personal life and blithely believe it will turn out all right in the end. All
- I haven't traditionally been a family entertainer. Been
- I thrive off the company of others, I love being sociable. Company
- I was depressed as a child. I found it hard to make friends. My favourite thing was locking myself in the bathroom and practising comedy… Bathroom
- I would recommend that anyone who wants to do comedy on TV to do radio first. Anyone
- I've just swum the length of the Thames. I feel quite tired. Feel