All David Walliams Quotes
- I don't have a fear factor. Well, not much of one. And I'm willing to risk quite a lot - as a comedian, you're always… Air
- I know some of my parents' friends think 'Little Britain' is in incredibly poor taste. But swimming the Channel? You can't really say anything negative… Amazing
- I used to have a silk dressing gown an uncle bought in Japan and when I came downstairs in it, my dad used to call… Bought
- I've noticed that once you leave London you do kind of become a bit more famous. People in London are a bit too cool for… Bit
- The most used piece of kit in my kitchen is my saucepan. I use it every morning to cook my porridge in. The least used… Cook
- It was very exciting to see Alan Sugar, so I think I've peaked with excitement for the evening, because I'm a massive Apprentice fan. Alan
- I had a very happy childhood, but I wasn't that happy a child. I liked being alone and creating characters and voices. I think that's… Alone
- I just want to be happy, have kids, enjoy my life, help others and create some good work. Create
- I'm terribly attention-seeking. It's very different once you get all this attention, though. Because then you want to control it. And you can't exactly. All
- I was the kind of person who got bullied and loved the attention of it. Attention
- It's important when you're married not to forget those things you used to do when you were trying to get her to marry you. You… Buy
- I don't know what I'll be like when I'm 60. I already have the traits of a retired gentleman. Gentleman
- I don't think comedy is necessarily an attack. It's finding humour in life. I don't think if you're making a joke about something you're automatically… Attack
- When you are doing endurance swimming you just need to take in as many carbs as possible to put on as much weight as you… Carbs
- Reality always outstrips fiction. Whatever you make up, something more incredible always pops up in real life. Always Pops
- When I was a child I devoured every book I could get my hands on. I loved losing myself in colourful and dramatic stories -… Absolute
- Children's books are often seen as the poor relation of literature. But children are just as demanding as adult readers, if not more so. I… Adult
- I love telling stories. I love the intimacy between the writer and reader. When you write sketches it's over in two minutes. When you write… Bit
- All human life can be found in an airport. Airport
- I am a huge fan of 'Doctor Who.' Doctor