Comedy Quotes

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I never walked the streets of New York hoping to be a musical comedy star. For one thing, they would have thought I was too… — Esther Williams
What is there to say about ChUC other than it's a comedy show done the right way in the right space. Fantastic comics, welcoming audience.… — Kyle Kinane
I get a lot of dramas, but I'd like to do a romantic comedy type of movie; that'd be a nice step for me. No… — Serinda Swan
My favorite laser disk ever was the laser disk for The Graduate, which had a commentary track that wasn't even the filmmakers, it was a… — Jay Roach
Comedy is the most difficult. Comic timing is something which you either have it in you, or you don't. You have to have a good… — Deepika Padukone
Even in comedy it's important to get your body acquainted with what you're going to do. — Noureen DeWulf
William Shakespeare was the most remarkable storyteller that the world has ever known. Homer told of adventure and men at war, Sophocles and Tolstoy told… — Marchette Chute
I thought comedy would be the hardest thing I could do, and if I could do that, I could do anything. — Rodney Carrington
Phyllis Diller came through a mine field of male comedians when she arrived on the comedy scene and she defused them all. She won her… — Tim Conway
A great piece of comedy is a verbal magic trick. — Chris Bliss
The global economy is becoming a place where women are more successful than men, and these economic changes are starting to rapidly affect our culture… — Hanna Rosin
Merely watching a romantic comedy causes relationship satisfaction to plummet. Apparently, the bitter realization that maybe it could happen to us, but it obviously hasn't… — Jenna McCarthy
I really love comedy and weirdly enough, I love how my journey has ended up. I get to laugh all day long. — Anna Faris
Avoiding humiliation is the core of tragedy and comedy. — John Guare
Yes, money has been a little tight lately. But, at the end of my life, when I'm sitting on my yacht, am I gonna be… — Michael Scott
The Room is a drama that is also a comedy that is also an existential cry for help that is finally a testament to human… — Greg Sestero
The thought of a comedy with paid prostitutes always seemed so silly and purposeless, for a person hired by me could never take the place… — Richard von Krafft-Ebing
I feel like women are frequently seen as guests in the comedy world.... — Chelsea Peretti
I love doing improv. I love comedy. I have always felt this way, even when I was really young. — Dakota Johnson
My comedy notebooks are filled with random journal entries. It's all the same. I can look back on old joke notebooks, and know exactly what… — Sarah

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