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Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
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Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.
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Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
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Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.
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The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management skills of…
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'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.
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The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant…
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We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but we cannot figure out how it…
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The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.
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The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
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Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers when there…
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Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.
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Completeness? Happiness? These words don't come close to describing my emotions. There truly is nothing I can say to capture what motherhood…
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God, if ever I have come close to wanting to commit suicide, it is now, with the groggy sleepless blood dragging through…
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[Jack Nicklaus] was the first to bring in course management. He could go to a course and tell you within one stroke…
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Good women are rare too, none of them have come close
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Pat has been instrumental in what we've done here so far and the most selfish thing for me is that I want…
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I couldn't have come close without my teammates' help because the Knicks didn't want me to make 100.
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The winter wind is loud and wild, Come close to me, my darling child; Forsake thy books, and mate less play; And,…
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Nobody has it all, but for me to even come close is amazing.
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When you come close to selling out, reconsider.
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The best time of my life has been the three instances where I have been there for the birth of my children.…
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When we come close to those things that break us down, we touch those things that also break us open. And in…
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