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Collect Quotes by Jack Handey
- Here's a good thing to do if you go to a party and you don't know anybody: First take out the garbage. Then go around…
- The whole town laughed at my great-grandfather, just because he worked hard and saved his money. True, working at the hardware store didn't pay much,…
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- I'm very sensitive to the English language. I studied the dictionary obsessively when I was a kid and collect old dictionaries. Words,… — Drew Barrymore
- We need to figure out a 'harvest system' to collect the produce that stores don't put out for customers to buy because… — Mario Batali
- We will use all lawful tools at our disposal, and that includes authorities under the renewed PATRIOT Act. We firmly believe that… — John O. Brennan
- I helped make Mexico, especially Tampico, safe for American oil interests in 1914. I helped make Haiti and Cuba a decent place… — Smedley Butler
- I'm entitled to collect my fair share of community property without being called names. — Gloria Allred
- In the United States, it's the mandate of the FBI to gather information relating to terrorism, go out and collect it, to… — Robert Muller
- It is much simpler and easier to collect and caress the trophies of our democratic inheritance than it is to fashion up-to-date… — Charles Ferguson
- I swore I was going to exclusively collect assets and not liabilities for the rest of my life. I swore never to… — Tim Blixseth
- An interface can be a powerful narrative device. And as we collect more and more personally and socially relevant data, we have… — Aaron Koblin
- When I was a young fellow I was knocked down plenty. I wanted to stay down, but I couldn't. I had to… — Jack Dempsey
- All great scientists have, in a certain sense, been great artists; the man with no imagination may collect facts, but he cannot… — Karl Pearson
- As a child, I felt that books were holy objects, to be caressed, rapturously sniffed, and devotedly provided for. I gave my… — Maurice Sendak