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Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
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Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.
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Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
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Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.
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The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management skills of…
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'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.
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The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant…
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We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but we cannot figure out how it…
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The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.
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The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
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Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers when there…
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Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.
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The coconut trees, lithe and graceful, crowd the beach like a minuet of slender elderly virgins adopting flippant poses.
— William Manchester
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Love is also like a coconut which is good while it is fresh, but you have to spit it out when the…
— Bertolt Brecht
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A plant-based diet has actually simplified my life in so many ways. For breakfast, I try to get my first serving of…
— Michelle Forbes
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Anyway, like I was saying, shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it,…
— Mykelti Williamson
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Yes, we could solve for why, but we could also eat another slice of coconut cake.
— Sam Lipsyte
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I eat only white foods: eggs, sugar, grated bones, the fat of dead animals; veal, salt, coconut, chicken cooked in white water;…
— Erik Satie
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I wish I could tell you about the South Pacific. The way it actually was. The endless ocean. The infinite specks of…
— James A. Michener
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I am the MacGyver of cooking. If you bring me a piece of bread, cabbage, coconut, mustard greens, pigs feet, pine cones...and…
— Si Robertson
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For I am coconut / and the heart of me / is sweeter / than you know.
— Nikki Grimes
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I drink coconut water before my workouts. It has just the right amount of calories and electrolytes to get me going. My…
— Jennifer Morrison
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I happen to love coconut, particularly for that sweet and crunchy texture it adds to any dish.
— Marcus Samuelsson
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I love making Italian food. And coconut chicken.
— Joe Jonas
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