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Claus Quotes by W.C. Fields
- Prayers never bring anything... They may bring solace to the sap, the bigot, the ignorant, the aboriginal, and the lazy - but to the enlightened…
- Christmas at my house is always at least six or seven times more pleasant than anywhere else. We start drinking early. And while everyone else…
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- We have domesticated God's transcendence. We often learn about God at about the same time as we are learning about Santa Claus;… — Karen Armstrong
- Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year. — Victor Borge
- A man of fifty looks as old as Santa Claus to a girl of twenty. — William Feather
- One of the things I had a hard time getting used to when I came to California in '78 was Santa Claus… — Dennis Franz
- Postal officials say that before Christmas they receive tons of letters written to Santa Claus, but after Christmas how few letters of… — Robert E. Lee
- The saddest moment in a child's life is not when he learns that Santa Claus isn't real, it's when he learns that… — Jim Cornette
- Maybe that whole love thing is just a grown-up version of Santa Claus; just a myth we've been fed since childhood. So,… — Meg Ryan
- Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus. He exists as certainly as love and generosity and devotion exist, and you know that… — Francis Pharcellus Church