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Children Quotes by W.C. Fields
- Never work with animals or children.
- I like children - fried.
- Anyone who hates children and animals can't be all bad.
- Children should neither be seen or heard from - ever again.
- I like children. If they're properly cooked.
- There's no such thing as a tough child - if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender.
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