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Jack Handey has 402 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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If any man says he hates war more than I do, he better have a knife, that's all I have to say.
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I hope that after I die, people will say of me: 'That guy sure owed me a lot of money.'
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People think it would be fun to be a bird because you could fly. But they forget the negative side, which is…
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The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.
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I guess of all my uncles, I liked Uncle Caveman the best. We called him Uncle Caveman because he lived in a…
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If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater, because then people would sing about me and I…
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Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he's carrying a…
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What is it about a beautiful sunny afternoon, with the birds singing and the wind rustling through the leaves, that makes you…
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Not screaming in terror like his passengers.
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Somebody told me it was frightening how much topsoil we are losing each year, but I told that story around the campfire…
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MEMORIES OF MY FAMILY MEETINGS still are a source of strength to me. I remember we'd all get into the car -…
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I BET WHEN NEANDERTHAL KIDS would make a snowman, someone would always end up saying, "Don't forget the thick heavy brows." Then…
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Popular Chases quotes from across the collection:
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I accept the Old Testament as more of an action movie: blood, car chases, evacuations, a lot of special effects, seas dividing,…
— Unknown Author
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Everyone chases after happiness, not noticing that happiness is right at their heels.
— Bertolt Brecht
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I'm somebody who likes codes and ciphers and chases and artwork and architecture, and all the things you find in a Robert…
— Dan Brown
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It was at the beginning of all this tabloid frenzy. Our garbage was being gone through, and we were involved in all…
— Lauren Holly
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Without doubt, ferocious and disordered men are much weaker than timid and ordered ones. For order chases fear from men and disorder…
— Niccolo Machiavelli
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Because there is liberating power in each and every truth, the one who walks in the truth in all his ways will…
— Johan Oscar Smith
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There is great power in focusing on what you want..... The person who tries to do everything accomplishes nothing. Most people try…
— Robin Sharma
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The more one chases the quanta, the better they hide themselves.
— Albert Einstein
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Who on earth can feel any respect for a girl who chases?
— Joan Leslie
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Why should I stretch? Does a cheetah stretch before it chases its prey?
— Ken Griffey, Jr.
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A bad hunter chases. A good hunter waits.
— Terry Pratchett
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I flee who chases me and chase who flees me.
— Unknown Author
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