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Carry Quotes by Jack Handey
- Love can sweep you off your feet and carry you along in a way you've never known before. But the ride always ends, and you…
- If you were a pirate, you know what would be the one thing that would really make you mad? Treasure chests with no handles. How…
- If I lived in the Wild West days, instead of carrying a six-gun in my holster, I'd carry a soldering iron. That was if some…
- To me, it's always a good idea to always carry two sacks of something when you walk around. That way, if anybody says, "Hey, can…
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- The proportion between the velocity with which men or animals move, and the weights they carry, is a matter of considerable importance,… — Charles Babbage
- And I figured out that the reason I couldn't get through the day as well as I can now is because I… — Erykah Badu
- For memory, we use our imagination. We take a few strands of real time and carry them with us, then like an… — John Banville
- Greatness lies, not in being strong, but in the right using of strength; and strength is not used rightly when it serves… — Henry Ward Beecher
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- In government you carry each hope; each disillusion. And in politics it's always about the next challenge. — Tony Blair
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- My undertaking is not difficult, essentially. I should only have to be immortal to carry it out. — Jorge Luis Borges
- The finest plans have always been spoiled by the littleness of them that should carry them out. Even emperors can't do it… — Bertolt Brecht