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- Thanks to my mother, not a single cardboard box has found its way back into society. We receive gifts in boxes from… — Erma Bombeck
- I regard this novel as a work without redeeming social value, unless it can be recycled as a cardboard box. — Ellen Goodman
- Using encryption on the Internet is the equivalent of arranging an armored car to deliver credit card information from someone living in… — Gene Spafford
- So sweep away the sand an' dry the ocean, an' just pack the moon an' stars up in a cardboard box. And… — Kenny Rogers
- I could find David Beckham naked in a cardboard box on my doorstep and I would drop him off at the pound. — Olivia Wilde
- I do not share the general view that market forces are the basis for political liberty. Every time I see a homeless… — Tony Benn
- I don't come from a rich family - it's not like we lived in a cardboard box, but we didn't have a… — Jessica Lynch
- Trying to explain or define grace is like catching the wind in a cardboard box or describing the color green. — Cathleen Falsani
- Secure web servers are the equivalent of heavy armoured cars. The problem is, they are being used to transfer rolls of coins… — Gene Spafford
- One thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a… — Jack Handey
- I don't live for stuff and things, and if I had to live in a cardboard box, I would put curtains on… — Carmen Dell'Orefice
- My first playpen was a cardboard box. — Michael Lee-Chin