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Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
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Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.
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Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
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Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.
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The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management skills of…
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'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.
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The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant…
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We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but we cannot figure out how it…
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The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.
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The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
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Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers when there…
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Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.
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Women are like canoes, full of soup. At first everyone is suspicious but then everyone wants one.
— Dylan Moran
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There is magic in the feel of a paddle and the movement of a canoe, a magic compounded of distance, adventure, solitude,…
— Sigurd F. Olson
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When a man is part of his canoe, he is part of all that canoes have ever known.
— Sigurd F. Olson
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The Hawaiian Islands were discovered by hardy Polynesian sailors, who crossed thousands of miles of open ocean in primitive canoes, braving violent…
— Dave Barry
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But although we have noticed the ark as being the first ship, we cannot with propriety place it in the front of…
— R. M. Ballantyne
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So long as we think dugout canoes are the only possibility-all that is real or can be real-we will never see the…
— Sonia Johnson
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Artists who believe they control everything control what they know. Artists who allow outside forces to intervene are like canoes going down…
— Arno Hintjens
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At the beginning of human history, as we struggled to light fires and to chisel fallen trees into rudimentary canoes, who could…
— Alain de Botton
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All things are connected, like the blood that runs in your family "The water's murmur is the voice of my father's father."…
— Chief Seattle
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The city is as large as Seville or Cordova; its streets, I speak of the principal ones, are very wide and straight;…
— Hernan Cortes
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