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Call Quotes by Mitch Hedberg
- I have a few cavities. I don't like to call them cavities, though - I like to call them 'places to put stuff'. 'Do you…
- Mitchâ€, but then reattach it and call it “Mitch-all-together.
- If you boat a lot, you're known as a boating enthusiast. I like to boat, but I just don't want to ever be referred to…
- I wish my name was Brian because maybe sometimes people would misspell my name and call me Brain. That's like a free compliment and you…
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