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Mitch Hedberg has 172 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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I saw a product on late night tv. It said, you can water your hard-to-reach plants with this product. Who the fuck…
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Alcoholism is the only disease that you can get yelled at for having.
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Alcoholism is a disease, but it's the only one you can get yelled at for having. Goddamn it Otto, you are an…
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I hate turkeys. If you stand in the meat section at the grocery store long enough, you start to get mad at…
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I went to a restaurant, and I saw a guy wearing a leather jacket, eating a hamburger, drinking a glass of milk.…
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So, I sit at the hotel at night and I think of something that's funny. Or, If the pen is too far…
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At my hotel room, my friend came over and asked to use the phone. I said Certainly. He said Do I need…
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I have an underwater camera just in case I crash my car into a river, and at the last minute I see…
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King gives you this 'bro' stuff and tells you that the white man did this and we should stick together. Then he…
— Randall "Tex" Cobb
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When I came back to it, we amicably separated from Warner Bros. I just picked up where I left off, trying to…
— Joan Jett
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riley: give me a romantic comedy any day. rhoan: your jest a girly-girl at heart, arent you? riley: takes one to know…
— Keri Arthur
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Hey, Mikey? You get her hurt and I'll end you." "You let anything happen to Eve and I'll do the same," Michael…
— Rachel Caine
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Shane: "Bro," he said, in an injured tone, "I had to go out with a flamethrower, and you weren't there to see…
— Rachel Caine
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When I hear a guy say bros before hoes I automatically assume he's referring to gay sex.
— Nikhil Saluja
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I have a lot of work to do to be able to return the support I have received from so many people.…
— Charlie Sheen
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Hey, bro...So there's like 7,000 paparazzi outside. Maybe two of you guys can roll over, and one of you can grab the…
— Adam Levine
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