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Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
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Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.
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Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
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Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.
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The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management skills of…
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'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.
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The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant…
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We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but we cannot figure out how it…
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The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.
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The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
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Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers when there…
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Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.
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As a people, we value family, education and success. Hunger is an enemy to all three. Scientific studies have demonstrated that even…
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After conducting a concert in a small town, I once received the following note from a farmer who had attended the performance:…
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I'm not saying that women don't think about sex also. I'm saying that women are capable, for at least brief periods of…
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Times of my life, brief periods without music, have completely felt dangerously over the edge.
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In the sphere of thought, absurdity and perversity remain the masters of the world, and their dominion is suspended only for brief…
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I enjoy the presence of a woman in the house for brief periods of time. They fall into two categories: the organizers…
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The Irishman sustains himself during brief periods of joy by the knowledge that tragedy is just around the corner.
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He shook his head, absorbed in one of his feats of memory, those brief periods of scholastic rapture where he lost touch…
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We humans are hard to deal with. We are a loud, complex and demanding bunch. Often, we are best dealt with from…
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