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Jack Handey has 402 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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If any man says he hates war more than I do, he better have a knife, that's all I have to say.
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I hope that after I die, people will say of me: 'That guy sure owed me a lot of money.'
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People think it would be fun to be a bird because you could fly. But they forget the negative side, which is…
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The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.
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I guess of all my uncles, I liked Uncle Caveman the best. We called him Uncle Caveman because he lived in a…
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If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater, because then people would sing about me and I…
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Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he's carrying a…
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What is it about a beautiful sunny afternoon, with the birds singing and the wind rustling through the leaves, that makes you…
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Not screaming in terror like his passengers.
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Somebody told me it was frightening how much topsoil we are losing each year, but I told that story around the campfire…
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MEMORIES OF MY FAMILY MEETINGS still are a source of strength to me. I remember we'd all get into the car -…
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I BET WHEN NEANDERTHAL KIDS would make a snowman, someone would always end up saying, "Don't forget the thick heavy brows." Then…
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When I sing for myself, I sing in a more free, athletic way. When I face an audience, there is always some…
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When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot's hands.
— George Carlin
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Meditation applies the brakes to the mind.
— Ramana Maharshi
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I know, I know - you're a woman who's had a lot of tough breaks. Well, we can clean and tighten those…
— Groucho Marx
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You BECOME 21, you TURN 30, then you're PUSHING 40. Whoa! Put on the brakes, it's all slipping away. Before you know…
— George Carlin
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Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on.
— Budd Schulberg
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It is amazing how may drivers, even at the Formula One Level, think that the brakes are for slowing the car down.
— Mario Andretti
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We must learn by experience to avoid either trains of thought or social situations which for us (not necessarily for everyone) lead…
— C.S. Lewis
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Very softly, but very swiftly, Last, the man with the grey face and the staring eyes, bolted for his life, down and…
— Arthur Machen
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Stop? I'm the guy. I don't stop! That's the woman's job. We're the gas, they're the brakes.
— Lowell Ganz
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I don't know. Maybe we're all chaos theorists. Lovers of pattern and predictability, we're scared shitless of explosive change. But we're fascinated…
— Wally Lamb
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I bet a funny thing about driving a car off a cliff is, while you're in midair, you still hit those brakes!…
— Jack Handey
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