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Brake Quotes by Steven Wright
- I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone.
- I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
More Brake Quotes
- In the decline of the day, near Kentucky river, as we ascended the brow of a small hill, a number of Indians… — Daniel Boone
- Propaganda tries to force a doctrine on the whole people; the [party] organization embraces within its scope only those who do not… — Adolf Hitler
- The trick at Le Mans is to get the car 'in the window.' Everything is critical: the tyre pressure, the brake temperature,… — Tom Kristensen
- When I sing for myself, I sing in a more free, athletic way. When I face an audience, there is always some… — Andrea Bocelli
- When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot's hands. — George Carlin
- Meditation applies the brakes to the mind. — Ramana Maharshi
- It is sometimes of God's mercy that men in the eager pursuit of worldly aggrandizement are baffled; for they are very like… — Henry Ward Beecher
- I know, I know - you're a woman who's had a lot of tough breaks. Well, we can clean and tighten those… — Groucho Marx