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- Well, of course a boxing match is hard because boxing isn't set for you to do good. You have to force your… — Evander Holyfield
- Truth is, most of us contain a splashing, giggling, squealing child who knows without thinking that bare skin and water go together… — Janet Lembke
- If you're in a boxing match, try not to let the other guy's glove touch your lips, because you don't know where… — Jack Handey
- People are hurt in love affairs and never recover, more than a boxing match. — George Foreman
- The controversy was that Chad Dawson thought he was in an MMA fight and not a boxing match. — Bernard Hopkins
- Fighting is dancing. Look at a great boxing match, and it's a dancing. — David Lyons
- Any big televised event that starts at the crack of dawn is worth getting up for. I've done it all my life:… — Sharon Horgan
- I had many boxing matches with my brother in the backyard when we were younger, and I guess while other people abhor… — Markus Zusak
- My husband and I went to Bald Head Island for our four-year anniversary. We spent the night in bed with champagne, tequila… — Teri Polo
- But if you cover the World Series on the news or do a feature on an Ali boxing match then all of… — Roone Arledge
- In a boxing match, the fighters absorb some vicious blows because they’re ready for them. And usually, the knockout punch is the… — Todd Burpo
- New York's like a boxing match. In Hollywood, it's like a Fellini movie or something. — John Cusack