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Bought Quotes by Steven Wright
- I bought some batteries, but they weren't included.
- I bought some instant water one time but I didn't know what to add to it.
- I bought some powdered water, but I don’t know what to add.
- I bought a cheap piece of land... It was on someone else’s property.
- I bought a house on a one-way dead-end road. I don’t know how I got there.
- I bought my brother some gift-wrap for Christmas. I took it to the gift wrap department and told them to wrap it, but in a…
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