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- I wish I had a Kryptonite cross, because then you could keep both Dracula AND Superman away.
- If you ever crawl inside an old hollow log and go to sleep, and while you're in there some guys come and seal up both…
- Basically, there are three ways the skunk and I are a lot alike. The first is, we both like to spread our "stink" around. The…
- Sometimes I wonder if I'm patriotic enough. Yes, I want to kill people, but on both sides.
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- Both oligarch and tyrant mistrust the people, and therefore deprive them of their arms. — Aristotle
- That said, the question remains: how to strike the balance between free speech and mutual respect in this mixed-up world, both blessed… — Timothy Garton Ash
- The most perfect political community is one in which the middle class is in control, and outnumbers both of the other classes. — Aristotle
- Jealousy is both reasonable and belongs to reasonable men, while envy is base and belongs to the base, for the one makes… — Aristotle
- Science and fiction both begin with similar questions: What if? Why? How does it all work? But they focus on different areas… — Margaret Atwood
- Perhaps Communists had wormed their way so deeply into our government on both the working and planning levels that they were able… — Mark W. Clark
- Meditation is not contemplation because it is not thinking at all - consistent, inconsistent, crazy, sane. It is not thinking at all;… — Rajneesh
- Conversation with a friend will only bear good fruit of knowledge when both think only of the matter under consideration and forget… — Friedrich Nietzsche