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Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
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Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.
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Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
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Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.
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The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management skills of…
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'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.
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The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant…
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We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but we cannot figure out how it…
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The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.
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The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
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Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers when there…
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Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.
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How the little piglets would grunt if they knew how the old boar suffered.
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A boar is often held by a not-so-large dog.
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I shared this insight with some other boat owners, and they all agreed that, definitely, putting your boar into the water is…
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He paints a dolphin in the woods, a boar in the waves.
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Think you a little din can daunt mine ears? Have I not in my time heard lions roar? Have I not heard…
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Our wild boar shoot at our home in Germany is always a riot because we invite lots of friends. We spend the…
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