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Jack Handey has 402 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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If any man says he hates war more than I do, he better have a knife, that's all I have to say.
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I hope that after I die, people will say of me: 'That guy sure owed me a lot of money.'
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People think it would be fun to be a bird because you could fly. But they forget the negative side, which is…
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The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.
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I guess of all my uncles, I liked Uncle Caveman the best. We called him Uncle Caveman because he lived in a…
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If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater, because then people would sing about me and I…
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Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he's carrying a…
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What is it about a beautiful sunny afternoon, with the birds singing and the wind rustling through the leaves, that makes you…
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Not screaming in terror like his passengers.
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Somebody told me it was frightening how much topsoil we are losing each year, but I told that story around the campfire…
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MEMORIES OF MY FAMILY MEETINGS still are a source of strength to me. I remember we'd all get into the car -…
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I BET WHEN NEANDERTHAL KIDS would make a snowman, someone would always end up saying, "Don't forget the thick heavy brows." Then…
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It's very interesting that most of the roles I've gotten are grim, when I'm actually a very well-adjusted man and had a…
— Unknown Author
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I had a lot of fun with Val Kilmer. He's like a big kid.
— Derek Luke
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I'm still a, you know, a silly girl... a big kid.
— Coco Lee
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One day I saw a big kid beating up a little kid. I went over to the little kid and gave him…
— Jack Handey
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When I go to Florida for Christmas I always take my nieces and nephews out on excursions, ... I become like a…
— John Barrowman
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I'm still a big kid - I make mistakes all time.
— Sean William Scott
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I'm too much of a big kid.
— Iain Glen
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Well, ever since I was eleven, I have, found heaven in my self expression, Hah, Nope, my childhood I never left it,…
— BOB
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My dad was nuts. He was a very entertaining man, the best story-teller, the best joke-teller, like a big kid. I realised…
— Gerard Butler
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