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Dave Barry has 529 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
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Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.
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Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
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Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.
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The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management skills of…
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'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.
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The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant…
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We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but we cannot figure out how it…
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The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.
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The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
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Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers when there…
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Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.
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If New York is the Big Apple, tonight Hollywood is the Big Nipple.
— Bernardo Bertolucci
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All right, New York City! Welcome to Madison... Square... Jericho! And after tonight, when I become the true, undisputed Intercontinental champion, the…
— Chris Jericho
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Whatever its other limitations, the Big Apple and those who live there make room for their dogs and cats, take good care…
— Nick Clooney
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We decide to start with the best-known sight of all, the one that, more than any other, exemplifies what the Big Apple…
— Dave Barry
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Superstorm Sandy inflicted havoc and heartache throughout the Northeast, hitting the Big Apple and its surrounding coastal towns hard.
— Russel Honore
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I'm a New Yorker now, and believe me, there's no comparison between the Big Apple and Kalamazoo, no similarity at all. New…
— Derek Jeter
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I heard you was lookin for the big bad wolf? I mean the bad bitch from the big apple.
— Nicki Minaj
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Civilian warring among each other. Only to achieve their coffin. So I and I stay away in the big apple and trod…
— Black Uhuru
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