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- You can go to heaven if you want. I'd rather stay in Bermuda. — Mark Twain
- He'd changed since the last summer. Instead of Bermuda shorts and a T-shirt, he wore a button-down shirt, khaki pants, and leather… — Rick Riordan
- Your second place I burn through ya dont try to play cuz second place would be the first loser. I think Im… — D Pryde
- I know what you're saying and we're not going there. At no point are we going anywhere near there. You aren't even… — Rose Tyler
- At age 22 I set what I insist is an all-time record for distance hitchhiking in Bermuda shorts: 3,700 miles in three… — Hunter S. Thompson
- The obvious and fair solution to the housework problem is to let men do the housework for, say, the next six thousand… — Dave Barry
- Something dramatic happens to girls in early adolescence. Just as planes and ships disappear mysteriously into the Bermuda Triangle, so do the… — Mary Pipher
- Over the years, dozens of American companies have filed papers to trade in their U.S. corporate citizenship for citizenship in tax haven… — Richard Neal