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Before Quotes by Mitch Hedberg
- A minibar is a machine that makes everything expensive. When I take something out of the minibar, I always fathom that I'll go and replace…
- I wish I could play little league now. I'd be way better than before.
- I saw a product on late night tv. It said, you can water your hard-to-reach plants with this product. Who the fuck would make their…
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- It is just that we should be grateful, not only to those with whose views we may agree, but also to those… — Aristotle
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- Today we often think that before we start living a religious life we have first to accept the creedal doctrines and that… — Karen Armstrong
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- For all the noise and anger that too often surrounds the immigration debate, America has nothing to fear from today's immigrants. They… — Barack Obama
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