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Be Good Quotes by Jack Handey
- When Armageddon comes, it would be good to be an Olympic athlete, because running real fast and jumping over stuff could come in handy.
- I wish scientists would come up with a way to make dogs a lot bigger, but with a smaller head. That way, they'd still be…
- I think there should be something in science called the "reindeer effect." I don't know what it would be, but I think it'd be good…
More Be Good Quotes
- The sad truth is that most evil is done by people who never make up their minds to be good or evil. — Hannah Arendt
- Later, I discovered there was a lot of work to being good in tennis. — Arthur Ashe
- That which is not good for the bee-hive cannot be good for the bees. — Marcus Aurelius
- Surely, if knowledge is valuable, it can never be good policy in a country far wealthier than Tuscany, to allow a genius… — Charles Babbage
- Hungry people cannot be good at learning or producing anything, except perhaps violence. — Pearl Bailey
- Be good to others, that will protect you against evil. — Abu Bakr
- A man that does not know how to be angry does not know how to be good. — Henry Ward Beecher
- A good person can make another person good; it means that goodness will elicit goodness in the society; other persons will also… — Bhumibol Adulyadej
- On paper, being good sounds great but a lot depends on the atmosphere of the workplace or community we live in. We… — Alain de Botton
- I know you've heard it a thousand times before. But it's true - hard work pays off. If you want to be… — Ray Bradbury
- Well, I'm not saying that an emissions tax is ever going to be good policy. — Tony Abbott
- No one can be good for long if goodness is not in demand. — Bertolt Brecht