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Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
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Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.
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Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
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Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.
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The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management skills of…
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'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.
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The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant…
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We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but we cannot figure out how it…
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The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.
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The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
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Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers when there…
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Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.
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I grew up with Apocalypse Now and Badlands, so I had a real awe thing going.
— Gary Cole
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In fact, just about all the major natural attractions you find in the West- the Grand Canyon, the Badlands, the Goodlands, the…
— Dave Barry
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From the town of Lincoln Nebraska with a sawed off .410 on my lap, through the Badlands of Wyoming I killed everything…
— Bruce Springsteen
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I love 'Breathless,' and 'Paris, Texas,' and 'Badlands.' I was obsessed with those films in my teens. I remember watching 'Badlands' and…
— Agyness Deyn
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Badlands, you got to live it everyday, let the broken hearts stand as the price you've got to pay.
— Bruce Springsteen
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All the earth colours of the painter's palette are out there in the many miles of badlands...
— Georgia O'Keeffe
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I call this my church house trilogy. Souls' Chapel really was music from the Mississippi Delta, which to me is a church…
— Marty Stuart
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I want to spit in the face of these badlands.
— Bruce Springsteen
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For the ones who had a notion, A notion deep inside, That it ain't no sin to be glad you're alive I…
— Bruce Springsteen
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Something like this will test you like nothing else," Mac said. "You're going to find out who you are, Harry. You're going…
— Jim Butcher
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I'm crawling down the doorway to the badlands and kicking down.
— Avantasia
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