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Atheism Quotes by George Carlin
- I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own,…
- Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
- I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.
- I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a guy nailed to two pieces of wood.
- There may or may not be atheists in foxholes, but I'm certain there are none in the Ku Klux Klan.
- Something is wrong. War, disease, death, destruction, hunger, filth, poverty, crime, torture, corruption and the ice capades. If this is the best God can do,…
- Praying is begging for an unseen deity to alter the laws of nature for someone admittedly unworthy.
- Religion has convinced people that there's an invisible man ... living in the sky. Who watches everything you do every minute of every day. And…
- I noticed that all the prayers I used to offer to God, and all the prayers I now offer to Joe Pesci, are being answered…
- Religion is like drugs, it destroys the thinking mind.
More Atheism Quotes
- A tyrant must put on the appearance of uncommon devotion to religion. Subjects are less apprehensive of illegal treatment from a ruler… — Aristotle
- To surrender to ignorance and call it God has always been premature, and it remains premature today. — Isaac Asimov
- It is not the Head but the Heart that is the Seat of Atheism. — Mary Astell
- A little philosophy inclineth man's mind to atheism, but depth in philosophy bringeth men's minds about to religion. — Francis Bacon
- Small amounts of philosophy lead to atheism, but larger amounts bring us back to God. — Francis Bacon
- I had rather believe all the Fables in the Legend, and the Talmud, and the Alcoran, than that this universal frame is… — Francis Bacon
- Men fear death as children fear to go in the dark; and as that natural fear in children is increased by tales,… — Francis Bacon
- You can educate yourself right out of a relationship with God. — Tammy Faye Bakker
- People go to church for the same reasons they go to a tavern: to stupefy themselves, to forget their misery, to imagine… — Mikhail Bakunin
- Isn't it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of… — Douglas Adams
- Women get more unhappy the more they try to liberate themselves. — Brigitte Bardot
- Belief in the supernatural reflects a failure of the imagination. — Edward Abbey