"Something is wrong. War, disease, death, destruction, hunger,……" — George Carlin

"Something is wrong. War, disease, death, destruction, hunger, filth, poverty, crime, torture, corruption and the ice capades. If this is the best God can do, I am not impressed. This is not what you expect to find on the resume of a supreme being. It's what you expect from an office temp with a bad attitude."

— George Carlin

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To surrender to ignorance and call it God has always been premature, and it remains premature today. — Isaac Asimov
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A little philosophy inclineth man's mind to atheism, but depth in philosophy bringeth men's minds about to religion. — Francis Bacon
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You can educate yourself right out of a relationship with God. — Tammy Faye Bakker
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