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- When you go in for a job interview, I think a good thing to ask is if they ever press charges.
- If someone told me it wasn't "fashionable" to talk about freedom, I think I'd just have to look him square in the eye and say,…
- When you die, if you go somewhere where they ask you a bunch of questions about your life and what you learned and all, I…
- When you go to a party at somebody's house, don't automatically assume that the drinks are free. Ask, and ask often.
- Instead of raising your hand to ask a question in class, how about individual push buttons on each desk? That way, when you want to…
- If you were an ancient barbarian, I bet a real embarrassing thing would be if you were sacking Rome and your cape got caught on…
- Why do people in ship mutinies always ask for "better treatment"? I'd ask for a pinball machine, because with all that rocking back and forth…
- If you lived in the Dark Ages, and you were a catapult operator, I bet the most common question people would ask is, "Can't you…
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- We ask the risen Jesus, who turns death into life, to change hatred into love, vengeance into forgiveness, war into peace. Yes,… — Pope Francis
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- I began wearing hats as a young lawyer because it helped me to establish my professional identity. Before that, whenever I was… — Bella Abzug
- If you were to ask me if I'd ever had the bad luck to miss my daily cocktail, I'd have to say… — Luis Bunuel
- Those who have to ask if faith is true are opening up a discussion they may not be ready for. — Richelle Mead
- I could be on 52nd and Third in Manhattan up and ask a strange for directions and they will help you, that's… — Rodney Atkins