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- DO NOT ask her to send you a picture. Girls hate that shit. If she likes you enough she'll do it on her own.
- When I'm loud, people tell me to be quiet. But when I'm quiet, people ask me what's wrong with me.
- Text your woman right now out the blue and ask her does she ever think about killing you. If she says NO, she ain't the…
- When you need, God knows. When you ask, God listens. When you believe, God works. When you thank, God gives more.
- I only bang chicks with a masters degree or higher. Why you ask? Cause I'm fucking genius.
- If you have to ask the person if they're bored, you already know the answer.
- If her husband walks in while you're fucking her... ask him to join. You're already fucked anyways...
- A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No…
- You know you've drank too much when you actually ask your wife to drive you home.
- If I ask to suck your boobs when I wake up, does that count as sleeping like a baby?
- Sometimes you just have to sit down and ask your parents if they sold your soul.
- Too MANY people ask for the truth, but too FEW can actually handle it.
- Before fellating anonymous man in back room of bar, be sure to ask, You don't have AIDS, do you?
- Ask and you shall receive does not apply to ugly people.
- Hillary Clinton says she's the most qualified because she was married to a president for eight years. Now let me ask you, if a brain…
- I took nine years of French, but I can't remember any of it. I realized on the plane ride over that if someone doesn't ask…
- The only reason I'd ask what happen today, is to steal some ideas to tweet.
- When friends at work ask me to hang out I tell them I'm busy at home and friends at home that I'm busy at work,…
- It's not shameful not to know, but it's shameful not to ask.
- The more you ask how much longer it will take, the longer the journey will seem.
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- A fun thing to do during sex is to ask How's my dick look? every 30 seconds.
- Before you tweet, ask yourself, Could this hurt someone's feelings? If the answer is yes, hit send.
- How to Piss Off A Woman : Ask her how she prepared a meal. If she wants to know why you want to know, say…
- Before you ask why someone hates you, ask yourself why you give a fuck what they think.
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