« All Apartment Quotes · Steven Wright's Page
Apartment Quotes by Steven Wright
- I installed a skylight in my apartment... the people who live above me are furious!
- My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere.
- Last night somebody broke into my apartment and replaced everything with exact duplicates... When I pointed it out to my roommate, he said, "Do I…
- My apartment was robbed and everything was replaced with exact replicas...I told my roommate and he said 'Do I know you?'
More Apartment Quotes
- Kill all the rich people. Break up their cars and apartments. Bring the revolution home, kill your parents, that's where it's really… — Bill Ayers
- London changes because of money. It's real estate. If they can build some offices or expensive apartments they will, it's money that… — David Bailey
- In a building with apartments, of course, you want to make connections. Life is easier that way. There's salt if you don't… — Juliette Binoche
- I seemed to belong to three countries: I had an apartment in Paris, a house in Hollywood, and when I married British… — Leslie Caron
- I do a great deal of research - particularly in the apartments of tall blondes. — Raymond Chandler
- Me and my books in the same apartment, like a gherkin in its vinegar. — Gustave Flaubert
- I set a personal record on Christmas. I got my shopping done three weeks ahead of time. I had all the presents… — Demetri Martin
- When I had money in the past, I would always travel rather than spend it on big apartments or cars. And I… — Robin Wright